if you’re ever trying to sleep and can’t it’s probably because I have a voodoo doll of you and I’m farting on it
(via amyypiee)
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
(Source: khaleesiofpizza, via orgasm)
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
lol.
haha.
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
(via orgasm)